Umm... I'm thinkin', have you guys ever noticed how they're always tryin' to distract us from the real issues with these cold snaps? Like, yeah, it's freezin' in Chicago, but what about all the people who are gettin' paid to be there, takin' pics and writin' articles? Tyler Pasciak LaRiviere is just a face, you know? What's his real story? And Vanessa Lopez, audience engagement specialist... sounds like a fancy way of sayin' "we're tryin' to get more likes on social media". I mean, have you seen the pics? They're nice and all, but are they really tellin' us what's goin' on behind the scenes? Or are we just bein' fed some propaganda about how harsh it is out there? 