Tom's Crossing by Mark Z Danielewski – House of Leaves author returns with a 1200-page western

In an era where cultural panic over declining reading habits has reached fever pitch, Mark Z. Danielewski boldly delivers a behemoth of a novel that defies conventions and pushes the boundaries of literary expression. Tom's Crossing, his latest opus weighing in at over 1,200 pages of densely packed text, contains a staggering half-million words – roughly twice the length of his iconic debut, House of Leaves.

The story centers around Kalin March, a 16-year-old outsider with an affinity for horse riding who forms an unlikely bond with Tom Gatestone, a charismatic and popular figure in the small Utah town of Orvop. After Tom's untimely death from cancer, Kalin is driven by a promise to save their beloved horses, Mouse and Navidad, from certain doom at the local knacker's yard. This seemingly straightforward narrative serves as the foundation for an epic tale that spans five days in October 1982.

Danielewski masterfully weaves together elements of western fiction with mythic undertones, crafting a story that is both captivating and disorienting. The plot unfolds against the backdrop of sweeping landscapes, family feuds, and primal struggles for survival in hostile terrain. However, it's not all about guns, horses, and ghosts – there are also dark secrets, sinister characters, and an unflinching exploration of the human condition.

Yet, beneath its blockbuster surface, Tom's Crossing harbors a multitude of aesthetic choices that will frustrate or delight readers depending on their taste. The novel's conceit is to present events as already widely known, with interjected passages detailing the thoughts and inspirations behind these creations. This device, while thought-provoking in theory, often feels like an exercise in indulgence.

Another point of contention lies with the narrative voice, which veers wildly between Homeric grandeur and rural colloquialism. The text is peppered with obscure vocabulary, arcane references, and an overall tone that's equal parts poetic and prolix. While some moments are sublime and thrilling, others feel like an exercise in stylistic showmanship.

Perhaps the most baffling aspect of Tom's Crossing is its willingness to prioritize academic consideration over accessibility. Danielewski seems more concerned with stimulating seminars than engaging readers on a visceral level. The result can be disorienting, as if the novel is constantly veering between high-brow literary devices and low-brow pulp fiction.

And yet, hidden beneath this complex web of narrative choices lies a gratifyingly straightforward western tale with all the makings of a blockbuster hit – violence, limited nudity, simple moral choices, and an unflinching exploration of the human condition. It's this 'gooey centre' that Danielewski seems to be hiding in plain sight.

Ultimately, Tom's Crossing is a novel that will polarize readers. Its sheer ambition, literary density, and deliberate stylistic choices may alienate those who crave more accessible storytelling. However, for those willing to brave the labyrinthine narrative and immerse themselves in its complexities, Danielewski offers a richly rewarding experience – one that's equal parts a challenging work of art and an unapologetic western epic.
 
idk what's up with these novels anymore 🤯 1200 pages? who writes that much? danielewski is either a genius or a troll, hard to tell 🤔 i mean, its like he's trying to be all deep and stuff, but honestly it just feels like reading a textbook on the meaning of life 😴 and dont even get me started on how pretentious the writing is 💁‍♀️ gotta admit tho, its kinda interesting how he weaves together all those different storylines 📚 but overall, im good with sticking to my romcoms or something 👀
 
this is like, my fave thing ever about Tom's Crossing - how it totally flips between these epic, sweeping landscapes and this super intimate, personal story about Kalin and her promise to save the horses 🐴💔 but i gotta say, some of those aesthetic choices are just meh, like when danielewski puts in all these random notes and inspirations that feel like they're just there for academic reasons 🤷‍♂️ it's like, dude, i get it, you're trying to make a point about the nature of storytelling, but can't we just get to the good stuff already? 💥
 
🤯 I'm freaking out about this new book from Mark Z. Danielewski!!! 📚 It's like, over 1,200 pages long?!?! I mean, I know some people love that kind of thing, but what if it's too much to handle? 😩 And don't even get me started on the writing style - it sounds so... experimental! 🤪 Like, sometimes it's epic and poetic, and other times it's all vague and confusing. 🤯 What's up with that?!

But at the same time, I'm kinda intrigued by the whole idea of a western tale with mythic undertones... 😏 It sounds like there's more to this story than meets the eye. And can we talk about the themes for a second? Like, exploring the human condition and all that jazz... 🤔 That's what it's all about, right?

Ugh, my brain is already racing with all the possibilities and contradictions of this book... 😂 I need to read it ASAP to figure out whether it's gonna be a total game-changer or a literary hot mess. 💥
 
I gotta say, I'm loving the hype around Tom's Crossing 🤯. Mark Z. Danielewski is definitely a bold storyteller, and his willingness to take risks with this novel is admirable 💪. But, at the same time, I can see how some of those narrative choices might be polarizing – like, I get that he wants to explore deeper themes, but sometimes it feels like he's throwing too many concepts at the wall to see what sticks 🤔.

And, honestly, 1,200 pages is a lot to tackle 😅. I'm not sure if I could commit to that kind of dense storytelling. But, hey, if you're in the mood for something epic and thought-provoking, Tom's Crossing might be just the ticket ⚡️. Just don't expect me to finish it anytime soon – my patience is wearing thin 🙅‍♂️.
 
🌟💥 Omg yaaas Mark Z. Danielewski is a GENIUS!!! 😲 I mean I know some ppl might be like "what the heck is going on with this book" but that's part of its charm, right? 🤔 It's like he's pushing the boundaries of what we expect from a novel and it's so bold! 💪 The way he weaves together all these different elements is just masterful. And I love how he's not afraid to get weird and experimental with his writing style - it's like he's speaking directly to our souls or something 💫. Of course, some ppl might find it too dense or confusing but for those who are willing to take the risk, it's totally worth it! 🤩
 
I'm so done with novels that think they're too clever for their own good 🙄. Tom's Crossing is like eating a whole jar of wasabi in one sitting – it's either going to blow your mind or make you want to scream "make it stop!" The author, Mark Z. Danielewski, seems to be trying way too hard to be deep and pretentious 🤣. I mean, who uses words like "conceit" and "prolix" in a novel? It's like he's trying to win a bet on who can use the biggest dictionary word.

But despite all its quirks, Tom's Crossing does have some redeeming qualities 🌟. The story itself is actually pretty compelling, with a likable protagonist and a gripping plot that spans five days in October 1982 🕰️. And I love how Danielewski weaves together elements of western fiction with mythic undertones – it's like he took all the best parts of a John Ford movie and mashed them up into something entirely new 🎥.

However, if you're looking for a story that's going to grab you by the throat and refuse to let go, Tom's Crossing might not be the novel for you 😴. It's more like trying to solve a complex puzzle – it requires some effort and dedication from the reader. But hey, if you're up for the challenge, it could be an epic adventure that rewards your patience 🏔️.
 
🤯 I'm literally shaking my head after reading this behemoth of a book... 1200 pages?! 🙄 What is Mark Z Danielewski even thinking?! He wants to push boundaries, he does, but can't he just write a novel that's actually engaging for the average reader? It sounds like he's trying to show off his literary skills rather than tell a story that'll actually draw you in. And don't even get me started on all the obscure vocabulary and references... I mean, who uses words like 'concupiscence' in everyday conversation?! 😂 It's just so frustrating when books try to be too clever for their own good.

And what's with this weird narrative voice thingy? One minute it's all epic and Homeric, the next it's down-to-earth and colloquial... I mean, can't he make up his mind?! 🤔 And then there's the whole 'academic consideration over accessibility' vibe... like, dude, sometimes you just want to feel invested in the story without having to read a thesis on the symbolism behind every single event. It's like he's trying to be some kind of literary genius rather than just telling a good story.

But hey, I guess that's just me being impatient and expecting everything to be 'showy'... maybe Tom's Crossing is actually brilliant if you're into that sorta thing 🤷‍♀️.
 
I just finished reading this thing... over 1000 pages!! I'm still trying to process everything 🤯. I love how Danielewski pushes the boundaries of storytelling, but at times I feel like he's being a bit too clever for his own good 😒. The whole "we know more than you" vibe is weird, feels like he's talking down to us or something 🤷‍♂️. And don't even get me started on the language, sometimes it's like he's trying to show off how much he knows, instead of just telling the story 📚.

But despite all that, I can see why people would be drawn to this book - it's got a great western vibe and the themes are really thought-provoking. I think what's holding me back from fully loving it is just the sheer size of it, feels like I need a map to keep track of everything 🗺️. Maybe that's just me being lazy though 😅. Anyway, if you're into that sorta thing, go for it! Just be prepared for a wild ride 💥
 
😒 I mean, 1200 pages is just crazy! Like, what's the point of making it so long? Is it really necessary to spell out every thought process behind the writing? It feels like Danielewski is trying too hard to be 'literary' and ends up being a chore to read. And don't even get me started on the vocabulary - I'm pretty sure I saw like 5 words that I'd never heard of before and had to look them up . The western part of the story sounds actually pretty cool tho, but can we just skip all the 'academic consideration' stuff and get straight to the good stuff? 🤯
 
dude i just finished reading Tom's Crossing 🤯 and i'm still trying to wrap my head around it lol. danielewski is like a total genius, but also super frustrating at the same time 🙄 i mean, 1,200 pages of text? that's like, a whole other language 😂. but seriously, he's got this crazy ability to weave together western fiction and mythic stuff in a way that's both captivating and disorienting... it's like trying to solve a puzzle blindfolded 🧩.

i love how the story unfolds over 5 days in october '82, it's like you're right there with kalin and tom, feeling all their emotions and struggles 😔. but at the same time, i'm over here like "dude, what's going on? is this a novel or a thesis paper?" 🤦‍♂️ and don't even get me started on the narrative voice... it's like he's speaking straight to my soul one minute, and then just goes off into some weird poetic tangent the next 🌙.

anyway, overall i'd say tom's crossing is like a double-edged sword - it's either gonna blow your mind or make you wanna pull your hair out 😂. but if you're down for that kind of ride, danielewski might just have created something truly special...
 
omg u guys i just read this massive novel tom's crossing by mark z danielewski and it was like trying to drink from a firehose 🤯 the dude literally wrote 1,200 pages of text and it's like half a million words lol i know what ur thinkin "how does he even get through that?" but honestly its pretty mind blowin how he weaves this crazy western mythic tale with family feuds & primal struggles for survival and also delves into dark secrets and sinister characters 🤔

but at the same time i feel like danielewski is trying way too hard to be deep and literary sometimes it feels like hes more worried about getting praised by academia than actually writing a story that ppl can connect with 📚 he's all over the place w/ his narrative voice & vocabulary & sometimes its like "okay dude chill" 😂

anyway if u r feelin adventurous & wanna take on a challenge i'd def recommend giving tom's crossing a shot but be warned ur gonna need some serious stamina to get through it 🏋️‍♀️
 
I'M SO CURIOUS ABOUT THIS BOOK!!! IT SOUNDS LIKE A REALLY UNIQUE BLEND OF WESTERN AND MYTHIC STUFF 🤠🔮 BUT AT THE SAME TIME, I'M WORRIED IT'LL BE TOO HARD TO GET THROUGH WITH ALL THOSE ACADEMIC REFERENCES AND OBSCURE VOCABULARY 📚💡 I MEAN, WHO NEEDS THAT MANY WORDS?!?! 1200 PAGES ALREADY?!!! BUT IF THE STORY IS AS GRITTY AND REALISTIC AS IT SOUNDS, THEN I'M DOWN TO GIVE IT A TRY!!!
 
I gotta say, I'm low-key disappointed in Tom's Crossing 🤔. I mean, who needs to read over 1,200 pages just to figure out what the author is trying to say? It's like Danielewski is trying to be all clever and stuff, but really he's just being a pain in the neck 😒. And don't even get me started on the "already widely known" thing - it's like he's trying to make us feel like we're part of some exclusive club or something 🤷‍♂️.

I also think the whole western fiction with mythic undertones vibe is super overdone 🙄. It's like every other author is trying to tap into that market, and not enough are actually doing it justice. And the academic consideration over accessibility thing? Yeah, that just feels like Danielewski being Danielewski - all about being high-brow and pretentious 💁‍♂️.

But hey, I guess some people might enjoy it for its "complex web of narrative choices" 🤓, or whatever. Just not me, tbh 😎
 
omg u guys i just read this book Tom's Crossing by Mark Z Danielewski and i'm SHOOK 🤯 it's like 1,200 pages long!! i know some ppl r gonna hate on it cuz it's so long and dense but for me its like the most beautifully confusing thing ive ever read i love how it blends western fiction with mythic undertones it feels like a wild west dream come true 🌄👀

but omg the narrator is SO EXTRA 🤪 sometimes its like homeric epic poem and then suddenly youre in rural utah talking to a local 😂 and danielewski just threw me in this world of arcane references and obscure vocabulary that i had to look up like 5 times 💡 it felt like he was trying to confuse ppl on purpose lol

anyway the story itself is actually pretty straightforward - there's this 16yo girl who befriends a popular guy in utah and they have some drama and stuff but its not all about that 🤷‍♀️ theres these dark secrets and sinister characters and then theres the horses 🐴🌹 i dont know what to say but i think i'm gonna love it or hate it so yeah lets just see 😜
 
🤔 I mean, can you believe Mark Z. Danielewski's latest masterpiece, Tom's Crossing, is already sparking debate about the role of literary ambition vs accessibility in modern fiction? It's like he's throwing down the gauntlet to readers and critics alike – either get on board with this behemoth of a novel or feel left behind in the dust! 🚂

For me, it's clear that Danielewski is more concerned with pushing the boundaries of literary expression than catering to mainstream tastes. But what about those who prefer their fiction a little more... straightforward? Are they being snubbed by this author's unapologetic avant-garde style? Or is it time for readers to catch up and appreciate the complexity that Danielewski brings to the table? 🤓

The question remains – will Tom's Crossing be seen as a bold stroke of literary genius or a pretentious exercise in self-indulgence? One thing's for sure, though: this novel won't be boring! 😃 With its sprawling narrative, memorable characters, and unflinching exploration of the human condition, it's time to get ready for a wild ride. Buckle up, folks – Tom's Crossing is coming! 🚗
 
OMG 🤯 like I just spent 3 days reading this behemoth of a book and I'm still trying to process it 😂. I mean, Danielewski is like the ultimate literary troll - he's all "I'm gonna write a 1200 page novel with half million words" and then just throws you into this world without warning 🤯. And don't even get me started on the narrative voice, it's like he's trying to give you whiplash 😂. But at the same time, there are these moments of pure poetry that make you go "wait, what just happened?" ✨. I'm not sure if I love or hate this book 🤔, but I do know one thing - it's definitely a wild ride 🎠.
 
I gotta say, this Tom's Crossing thingy sounds like some wild ride 🤯. I mean, 1200 pages? That's like, almost as long as the internet's been around 😂. But seriously, I'm all for authors pushing boundaries and stuff. It's like Danielewski is trying to tell us something, but it's like he's speaking in code or something 🤔.

And what's up with this academic vibe? Is he really thinking that everyone's gonna be sipping tea and discussing the deconstruction of the narrative voice at some fancy book club? 🍵📚 I don't know about you guys, but I think I'll stick to my simple, no-frills western epics, thanks 👊.

But hey, for those who are down with all that high-brow literary stuff, Tom's Crossing might just be the ticket 🎟️. It's like Danielewski is hiding this amazing story beneath all the extra layers of complexity, and if you're willing to peel back the onion, you'll find this sweet western goodness inside 🥒.

And let's be real, the fact that he's making us think about his thought process while we're reading it? That's just more proof that he's up to something 🤫. I mean, what if there's like, a hidden message or something hidden within the text? 😏
 
I don't usually comment but I'm actually really intrigued by this book... 1,200 pages is crazy! 🤯 I can see how it would be polarizing, some people might love it for its complexity and others might just find it too much to handle 😒. I think the western genre has a lot of potential for storytelling and I'd love to dive into one that's both epic and thought-provoking... but at the same time, I don't want to get lost in all the academic language 🤓. Maybe someone with a stronger background in literature could give me some context on what's going on? 🤔
 
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