Protests and Power Plays: From Tehran to the Arctic Circle

I mean, what's next? Are we going to just let the rich guys decide for us who owns every country on Earth 🤑💸? It's like they think the Constitution was made up and doesn't apply to Greenland or whatever. And can we please talk about how "supporting independent journalism" is literally just code for "we need more money, more likes, more followers"? I mean, The Intercept needs some serious PR work. 🤷‍♀️
 
I'm so over how they do this module thingy on The Intercept Briefing... 🤦‍♂️ it's like they just slap together a few variants and call it a day. I mean, who thought it was a good idea to have three different versions of the same article with slight variations? It's like they're trying to confuse us into reading more or something 😒.

And don't even get me started on how Ben Messig looks in that design variant... 🤓 I guess he's trying to be all serious and journalist-y, but honestly, it just comes off as a bit awkward. Can't they just stick with one format?

Anyway, the topic of Greenland and Trump's administration is pretty interesting, but can we please focus on the real issues here instead of getting bogged down in design decisions? 🤔
 
🤔 what's up with rich dudes like Zuckerberg and Bezos funding US efforts to take over Greenland? 🤑 is it just about expanding their influence or is there something else going on? 🌎 also, I'm a bit worried about the impact of climate change on traditional industries in Greenland. 🐟😬
 

I think it's wild that people are even debating whether Greenland should be part of the US 🤯 Like, isn't this about America's stuff already? I mean, Denmark has had control over it for centuries. But I guess when you have billionaires like Zuck and Bezos throwing around cash, anything goes 💸
 
I'm still trying to wrap my head around this Greenland thing 🤯. I mean, can you imagine if a country just took over another nation like that? It's like something out of a movie, but sadly it's real life 🚨. What I find really interesting is the role of wealthy donors in influencing US policy 🤑. Like, Mark Zuckerberg and Jeff Bezos are basically backing this US takeover effort? It just seems so... weird 💸. And what about climate change? Don't we need to be focusing on saving our own planet before we start colonizing other countries' territories? 🌎 It's all a bit concerning for me, you know?
 
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