Miscounting to six costs Tory stand-in his gotcha against poppy-shock Lammy | John Crace

Tory Deputy Shadow Defence Secretary James Cartlidge has become an unlikely hero for Labour's David Lammy after a disastrous performance at Prime Minister's Questions, which could have been his crowning moment in the spotlight. The problem was that Cartlidge had forgotten to count to six.

Lammy took advantage of the situation by pointing out the mistake and refusing to apologize to parents of a child who was later mistakenly released from prison, a case that would likely have damaged Lammy's reputation if he had made a gaffe about it. Instead, Cartlidge tried to turn the tables on Lammy, asking him repeatedly if he knew about other cases of asylum seekers being mistakenly released. However, every time, he failed to reveal his own knowledge and was unable to provide any concrete evidence.

In a pathetic display, Cartlidge struggled to maintain his composure and eventually crumpled under pressure, admitting that he had miscounted. His inability to answer even the simplest of questions left him in a state of embarrassment.

The humiliation only added to the comedic tone of the proceedings when Burghart tried to comfort Cartlidge, saying "There but for the grace of God..." - a phrase usually reserved for the privileged elite. Meanwhile, Cartlidge himself affected outrage over his own mistake.

As the day went on, things only got worse for the Tory party, with another asylum seeker release that was later revealed to be an error - although it's unclear if this was part of the plan or just another case of incompetence. The performance also took a turn when Rishi Sunak asked about prostate cancer and Cartlidge made a point of order.

On a more serious note, Labour MP David Lammy had an early morning faux pas, forgetting to wear his poppy for Remembrance Day - something that is expected of all MPs. Luckily, a fellow veteran came to the rescue with a last-minute poppy, saving Lammy's honour.

Overall, it was a disastrous performance from the Tory deputy shadow defence secretary that could have been an opportunity for him to shine, but ultimately turned out to be a laughing stock in front of the whole House of Commons.
 
πŸ˜‚πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ I mean, come on! Cartlidge's mistake was just plain embarrassing πŸ™ˆ, and he didn't exactly handle it well 😳. It's like he thought he could outsmart Lammy by asking about other cases, but really he just looked clueless πŸ€”. And then to try and deflect attention back at Lammy? Not cool, mate πŸ˜’.

I do feel for Cartlidge, though - everyone makes mistakes, right? πŸ™ But it's how you recover from them that matters πŸ’ͺ. Unfortunately, it seems like he didn't quite pull that one off πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ.

The whole thing was just a bit of a farce, to be honest πŸ˜‚. I mean, who tries to turn a joke into a serious question about asylum seekers? Not exactly the kind of composure you want from your shadow defence secretary πŸ’Ό.

But hey, at least Lammy played it cool πŸ™Œ, and he got to save face with that poppy mishap 🎨. Silver linings, right? 😊
 
omg i cant even lol at james cartlidge he literally forgot to count to 6 what is wrong with him 🀣 and david lammy just milked it for all it was worth i feel bad for him but cartlidge deserved that πŸ˜‚ burghart trying to comfort him with the "grace of god" phrase tho is just extra πŸ™„ anyway i guess tory party is back to their usual form of embarrassing themselves in parliament πŸ‘Ž
 
πŸ˜‚ oh man, James Cartlidge is like the ultimate anti-hero πŸ™„. I mean, who forgets to count to six? That's just basic math 101 πŸ˜‚. But what really got me was how he tried to turn the tables on Lammy and then just crumbled under pressure πŸ’”. And Burghart trying to comfort him with that "There but for the grace of God..." comment? 😳 that's just awkward.

On a more serious note, it's not great for the Tories when their own people are struggling in public like that πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ. But at least Lammy bounced back from his Remembrance Day faux pas with some quick thinking πŸ™. It's all part of being a politician, I guess πŸ˜…. Just gotta learn to laugh at yourself and move on, right? 😊
 
omg did you guys know that i just tried the new matcha latte from starbucks and it's literally life changing lol I mean i was just scrolling through twitter thinking about how hard it is to get a good cuppa tea in london πŸ΅πŸ‘€ anyway back to this cartlidge guy... i feel bad for him but like he deserved that πŸ˜‚ and sorry david lammy for wearing no poppy earlier tho! my grandma would kill me if she found out 😳 guess you could say it was a day of faux pas for the tory party 🀣
 
I'm not surprised that Cartlidge had a meltdown, his lack of preparation and composure is pretty cringe-worthy πŸ˜‚πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ. But at the same time, I feel for him, we've all been there with public speaking or under pressure situations. It's just unfortunate that he couldn't keep a straight face about it.

Lammy did play on Cartlidge's mistake and turned it to his advantage, which is good politics 🀝. But let's be real, the whole thing was quite awkward and embarrassing for everyone involved πŸ™ˆ. As for Sunak asking about prostate cancer, that was just a weird ask, not really sure what the point of that was πŸ€”.

And yeah, Lammy forgetting his poppy on Remembrance Day is pretty rookie mistake πŸ™„. Luckily, he got out of it without too much trouble, I guess πŸ‘. All in all, it was a bit of a disaster for the Tories, but let's see if they can bounce back from this 😊.
 
I'm like, totally surprised Cartlidge got roasted so hard 🀣, I mean who needs accuracy when you're trying to make it big in politics? It's all about attitude and being able to wing it, right? Lammy played him perfectly, just waiting for that one slip-up and BAM! πŸ˜‚

But let's be real, the Tory party had its own moments of embarrassment. Who else but them would get an asylum seeker release mixed up on live TV? πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ And Rishi Sunak trying to point out a rule about prostate cancer... um what? πŸ™„

And I gotta say, Lammy's poppy faux pas was kinda expected, like everyone knew it was coming 😜. Maybe he should've just worn one and been done with it?
 
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