Miscounting to six costs Tory stand-in his gotcha against poppy-shock Lammy | John Crace

UK Opposition Leader David Lammy Walks into Poppy-Shock Moment After Miscounting to Six.

David Lammy's first PMQs session ended in farce yesterday after he turned up without a poppy, an egregious gaffe that has sparked outrage on the right. In a bizarre twist of events, however, it was not his own mistake that had been orchestrated against him but rather that of shadow defence secretary James Cartlidge, whose ineptitude and inability to count has led to a debacle.

Cartlidge's attempt at delivering a 'gotcha' moment in opposition leader David Lammy proved futile. The deputy failed miserably to reveal the supposed information he claimed to possess on asylum seeker releases. His inability to answer questions effectively crumbled under pressure, leaving him visibly flustered and embarrassed.

The debacle was further exacerbated by Cartlidge's own failure to count correctly during a question about prisoners being mistakenly released from prison. The situation spiralled out of control as the deputy leader struggled to salvage what little dignity he had left, only for it to be exposed that the entire ordeal was his own fault.

In contrast, David Lammy has managed to emerge relatively unscathed despite initially turning up without a poppy in a show of solidarity with the nation's veterans. Although his faux pas elicited swift condemnation from right-wing media outlets, he made amends by attending church and donning the symbolic red paper poppy, saving his honour.

Ultimately, it appears that Cartlidge has been left standing alone as the face of Tory ineptitude, having failed to achieve his intended goal of embarrassing the opposition leader. His inability to accurately count led to a spectacular collapse, leaving him to ponder how he managed to fall so far short of expectations and fail to deliver on even the simplest of promises.

The incident serves as a stark reminder that for politicians, competence is often more about perception than actual ability, and mistakes can be both exploited and magnified by their opponents.
 
lol what's wrong with James Cartlidge lol he just messed up big time I mean who tries to pull off a gotcha moment like that and ends up flailing instead? πŸ˜‚ David Lammy at least owned up to his mistake and showed some class πŸ™ meanwhile Cartlidge is just standing there looking all sheepish πŸ‘ I guess that's what happens when you can't even count properly πŸ’”
 
omg, this is like something out of a comedy show 🀣! david lammy's poppy moment was so cringeworthy at first, but then it just went from bad to worse with cartlidge's epic fail πŸ˜‚. i mean, who tries to embarrass someone by making them look incompetent? and poor cartlidge, he really dropped the ball (literally) πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ. but you know what? david lammy handled it way better than most politicians would, especially after making that initial mistake πŸ’―. maybe this is a sign that politics needs more people like him who can just own up to their mistakes and move on 😊. cartlidge, on the other hand, should just stick to counting his own money because clearly he can't count votes or prisoners πŸ€‘πŸ‘Ž.
 
I feel bad for James Cartlidge πŸ€•, he's got himself into a right old mess, hasn't he? I mean, who hasn't had a bad day at the office or messed up a simple math question, right? It's not like he's a lost cause or anything 😊. And in all fairness to David Lammy, it takes guts to own up to your mistake and put on that poppy - talk about showing some class πŸ™! As for Cartlidge, maybe this is an opportunity for him to learn from his mistakes and come back even stronger πŸ’ͺ?
 
I mean... Cartlidge's "gotcha" moment ended up being his own downfall πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ. Who needs an opponent when you're your own worst enemy? πŸ˜‚ I'm not sure what's more cringeworthy, the fact that he miscounted or the fact that he tried to use it against Lammy. Either way, good for Cartlidge - now we get to enjoy a one-man show of incompetence 🎭. On the other hand, I gotta give credit to Lammy for owning up to his mistake and showing some class. Maybe it's not the most glamorous moment, but at least he didn't make a fool of himself unnecessarily 😊.
 
πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ oh man, Cartlidge is totally owning this mess πŸ™ˆ but let's give it up for David Lammy, he handled that whole poppy situation like a pro πŸ’― I mean, who else can turn a faux pas into an opportunity to show some solidarity and class? πŸ™ meanwhile cartlidge is over here trying to salvage his dignity with every awkward pause πŸ˜‚ the thing about politicians is you never know what's gonna happen next, but it's safe to say Cartlidge needs to brush up on those math skills πŸ”΄β€β™‚οΈ
 
I mean... poor Cartlidge πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ, he really had it all wrong this time! And on the other hand, I feel bad for David Lammy, that was an honest mistake, you know? He wanted to show respect and solidarity with our veterans, but it backfired. It's like when my grandma used to wear her World War II medals as a brooch – she meant well, but sometimes things just don't go as planned πŸ’”. This whole thing reminds me of the time I accidentally superglued my shoes to the floor during a school play... awkward moments are the best kind, right? πŸ˜‚
 
Ugh, can you believe Cartlidge's math skills? πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ Like, how do u mess up counting so badly? πŸ˜‚ And what a waste of time for Lammy too, all that drama over nothing... I mean, who hasn't forgotten something like a poppy or two? πŸ™„ At least he owned up to it and made amends. Cartlidge's still gonna get roasted for this one, though! πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ The Tories are already milking this for all they're worth... πŸ‘€
 
Man... 🀯 Cartlidge's whole thing was like a cautionary tale about how you can't control the narrative. He thought he could turn Lammy's poppy slip-up into a gotcha moment, but instead it backfired and now he's the one looking like a total mess πŸ˜‚. It's funny because we all make mistakes, right? And sometimes those mistakes are just a part of life πŸ™.

But what really struck me was how quickly Cartlidge crumbled under pressure. I mean, can't politicians handle a little stress anymore? It feels like they're more worried about being 'gotcha'd' than actually doing their job πŸ’Ό. And in the end, it's all just a reflection of our society's obsession with spectacle over substance πŸ“Ί.

Lammy, on the other hand, handled it like a pro. He didn't let the media frenzy get to him and instead showed some much-needed humility πŸ™. It's weird because we often talk about how politicians should be more transparent and accountable, but sometimes they just need to learn from their own mistakes πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ.

Anyway, Cartlidge's little mishap is definitely a reminder that we all need to work on our public personas and actually do some hard thinking before we act πŸ’‘.
 
omg did you see this? so James Cartlidge tries to take down David Lammy but ends up getting roasted instead πŸ™„. like, cartlidge can't even count properly lol, and now he's the one who's supposed to be a face of tory ineptitude? that's just rich πŸ˜‚. at least lammy made it right in the end by showing some respect for the poppy thingy... poor cartlidge, he just can't catch a break πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ. anyway, gotta give lammy props for owning up to his mistake and not letting it define him πŸ’―.
 
omg u guyz!!! David Lammy's poppy moment was literally SO EPIC!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘— I'm dead serious tho, whoever set up that whole thing against James Cartlidge is a GENIUS!!! The drama was just too much! 🀯 He couldn't even count right and now he's the face of Tory ineptitude? poor guy. David Lammy on the other hand is like the ultimate good sport. I love how he made amends by showing solidarity with our veterans πŸ’•. And let's be real, Cartlidge's failure to deliver was SO cringeworthy πŸ˜‚. TBH, who needs a 'gotcha' moment when u can just own up to ur mistakes and move on? πŸ™ Anywayz, kudos to David Lammy for not letting the haters get him down πŸ’ͺ! πŸ‘‘
 
πŸ˜‚ oh man I'm still laughing at this one! Cartlidge's epic fail is giving me life lol. "Poppy-shock moment" I love it! 🀣 he was trying to get the opposition leader, but ended up getting roasted himself. And poor David Lammy, who just wanted to show some solidarity and ended up being the butt of jokes instead πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ but you know what? at least he owned up to it and did the right thing by wearing a poppy πŸ™
 
I'm still trying to wrap my head around Cartlidge's epic fail 🀯. I mean, who tries to count prisoners on the fly? It's like something out of a bad comedy sketch πŸ˜‚. And then he had the nerve to try and take down Lammy with that 'gotcha' moment? Please, it was just a setup for his own meltdown πŸ™„. On the other hand, I have to give Lammy credit for owning up to his mistake and making amends in style πŸ‘. That poppy situation could've gone so wrong for him, but he saved face and showed some real class πŸ’―. Meanwhile, Cartlidge is just a laughingstock now 🀣. Poor guy can't even get the simplest thing right πŸ˜….
 
omg cant believe cartlidge got roasted so hard πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ his counting fail was even worse than lammy's poppy no show lol idk man cant a ppl just make one mistake without it blowin out of control tho? anyway think lammy got a bad rep but i guess he made up for it by showing respect to the troops πŸ’”
 
πŸ˜‚ come on, folks! can't even trust our politicians to count right? πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ james cartlidge is such a buffoon, I mean who tries to deliver a gotcha moment in parliament and ends up getting roasted instead? 🍞️ at least lammy was able to own up to his mistake and show some humility, that takes guts. cartlidge just looks like he's desperate for attention and can't even be bothered to double-check his numbers... πŸ“ŠπŸ‘Ž I'm not saying lammy is perfect but this whole thing seems like a total setup by the tory party to take down their own people πŸ˜’
 
πŸ™„ I mean... what a turn of events πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ! Cartlidge's "gotcha" moment turned out to be his own downfall πŸ˜‚. Who needs actual facts when you can just make stuff up, right? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ And poor James, got caught in his own web of deceit 😳. I guess that's what happens when you're more comfortable with spin than substance πŸ’β€β™‚οΈ. On the bright side, David Lammy managed to salvage his dignity by doing something a little different πŸ™. Maybe we can all learn from Cartlidge's example: if you're going to try to take down someone, at least make sure it's not your own incompetence that does it πŸ˜….
 
πŸ™„ I mean, come on... who needs a poppy to show respect for our veterans? It's the thought that counts, right? But seriously, David Lammy made a pretty decent recovery from that initial mistake. He owned up to it and showed that he wasn't afraid to laugh at himself. That takes guts! And what really gets me is that Cartlidge's whole debacle was just a setup for him to look bad. I mean, if you can't even count correctly, how do you expect to get things done in politics? πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ
 
omg, this guy Cartlidge is a total mess πŸ˜‚πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ! I mean, who tries to count in parliament? πŸ™ƒ it's just basic math, right? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ and now he's left looking like a complete idiot, trying to salvage face but failing miserably πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ. Meanwhile, Lammy gets roasted for not having a poppy but then does the right thing by wearing one later on πŸ™. kudos to him for owning up to his mistake! πŸ‘
 
omg i think david lammy handled it so chill he apologized & showed solidarity with veterans, what's not to love? πŸ€—πŸ‘ cartlidge tho, poor dude, his count fail is LEGENDARY πŸ˜‚πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ torys need to step up their game! πŸ‘Š
 
I'm not sure what's more cringeworthy, Cartlidge's epic fail or Lammy's initial poppy mix-up πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ. I mean, you've gotta give it to him for owning up to the mistake and showing solidarity with the troops, even if he wasn't initially prepared. On the other hand, Cartlidge just looks like a total doofus 😳. It's funny how his whole "gotcha" moment backfired and left him looking like a total mess. Guess that's what happens when you try to spin something into gold out of thin air πŸ’”.
 
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