How Trump transformed ICE, in two charts

omg this is crazy! 🤯 i cant believe theyre basically turning ice into a army force like that... 5k new agents in just 2 months? that's insane! 💥 and now its all about the $$, bonuses for anyone who signs up, no matter what. what if someone has a bad past but gets a sweet bonus? 🤑 we need to keep an eye on this...
 
man I'm getting old... I remember when ICE was just about catching bad guys at the border, not this whole militarized immigration force thing 🤯💥 they're basically recruitment agents now, not law enforcement officers... and all these new agents are coming in with barely any training 💪🏽📚 it's crazy to think that you can just show up after 42 days and be ready to handle serious cases, it just doesn't add up 🤔 my cousin works at a smaller border patrol unit and he said the same thing, everyone's so focused on meeting their numbers they're sacrificing quality control 🕒️💸 and these huge bonuses for new agents? that's just not right 💸🚫
 
ICE is getting a major upgrade 👀💼! They're adding 5,000 new agents to their team, and it's not just about keeping America safe 🇺🇸, it's also about filling their budget bucket 💰. The training program has been shortened from five months to 42 days - that's like learning to ride a bike in no time 🚴‍♂️! But seriously though, this new setup raises some red flags 🚨...
 
I'm seriously worried about where this is headed... I mean, 27k agents? That's crazy! They're basically turning into a special forces unit or something 🤯. And that 42-day training course sounds super basic compared to what they used to have. What if they're not properly vetting people for the job then? It's like, we want to keep our borders safe, but at what cost? The idea of these agents being out there with full authority and no clear guidelines is unsettling 🤔...
 
OMG 🤯 this is so sus 🤑 ...they're basically turning ICE into a special forces unit 🚨 with all that extra funding & recruitment blitz 📣...I mean I get it, they gotta fill those spots but 42-day training? That's crazy short 💥...and these bonuses? That's just crazy rich 💸...I'm worried about the vetting process now 🤔...what if someone gets hired with a bunch of holes in their background? It's like they're more focused on getting people in the door than making sure they can do the job 🚫
 
ICE is like my aunt's wedding - all flash, no substance lol. They're trying to build a militia out of 27k agents and it's just gonna be a hot mess when they realize they're not equipped for the job 😂. I mean, who needs training when you can just give 'em a crash course in 42 days? That's like teaching me how to code in a weekend 🤣. And don't even get me started on the bonuses - $50k for someone who might not have even passed a background check? Sounds like my cousin trying to score a job at McDonald's, but with more guns and less fries 😂.
 
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