George Clinton’s ‘Symphonic PFunk’ takes over Detroit Opera House - Detroit Metro Times

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The provided code appears to be a snippet from an HTML document, likely generated by a CMS or website builder. The code includes various HTML elements such as `<figure>`, `<img>`, and `<section>`. Here's a breakdown of the code:

**Section 1: Figure with Image**

The first section includes a `<figure>` element containing an `<img>` tag:
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<figure>
<img data-attachment-id="281567" data-permalink="https://www.metrotimes.com/music-2/...funk-takes-over-detroit-opera-house/dsc_1520/" src="https://i0.wp.com/www.metrotimes.co...026/02/DSC_1520.jpg?resize=1024,683&amp;ssl=1" alt class="wp-image-281567" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/www.metrotimes.co...026/02/DSC_1520.jpg?resize=1024,683&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https://i0.wp.com/www.metrotimes.co...2026/02/DSC_1520.jpg?resize=300,200&amp;ssl=1 300w, ...">
<figcaption>
George Clinton and company performs as part of “Symphonic PFunk: Celebrating The Music of Parliament Funkadelic” at Detroit Opera on Saturday, Dec. 31, 2026.
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</figure>
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This section displays an image with a caption that mentions the concert event.

**Section 2: Additional Figures**

The next sections include additional `<figure>` elements containing similar `<img>` tags:
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<figure>...</figure>

<figure>...</figure>

<figure>...</figure>

...

<div id="block-36" class="below-content widget widget_block"><!-- Flipp Anchor Tag-->
...
</div>
```
Each of these sections contains an image with a caption, but the specific images and captions vary.

**Section 3: Block Element**

The final section includes a `<section>` element with a ID "block-30":
```html
<section id="block-30" class="below-content widget widget_block">
...
</section>
```
This section appears to be a container for other HTML elements, but its purpose is not immediately clear without more context.

Overall, this code snippet seems to be generating a series of image galleries with captions, possibly related to an article or news story about a concert event.
 
I gotta say 😊, I'm loving the nostalgia vibes from that Parliament Funkadelic concert 🎉! George Clinton's music is just iconic and it's amazing that they're bringing that energy to Detroit Opera House 🏰. And can you believe it's happening in 2026? Time flies when you're having fun ⏱️! I'm definitely going to check out more about this event, sounds like an unforgettable experience 😆.
 
I'm low-key disappointed in the state of music journalism nowadays 🤷‍♂️. All these fancy CMS tools and website builders are making it way too easy for people to just throw up some bland images and call it a feature article 📸. Don't get me wrong, I love a good visual, but can't they actually tell a story or provide some insight? This code snippet is straight out of a template generator 😴. Where's the depth? The analysis? It's like they're just regurgitating whatever the artist is promoting without any real critique 🎵. Give me a break 🙄.
 
Ugh, this code looks super old-school and probably not optimized for mobile 📱😒. The multiple `<figure>` elements are kinda confusing, like they're trying to cram too many images into one thing. And what's with the weird `data-attachment-id` and `data-permalink` stuff? Sounds like some ancient CMS is trying to get all fancy 😂. Can't they just use a simple gallery plugin or something? 🤦‍♂️
 
I gotta say, these images look pretty cool 🤔. I mean, who doesn't love some George Clinton action? But what's really got me thinking is how the website builder code snippet is using HTML elements like `<figure>`, `<img>`, and `<section>` to create these image galleries. It's just so organized and easy to follow 👍.

I wonder if this CMS or website builder has a built-in feature that makes it super easy for users to add images with captions, or if the developers are just using pre-made templates 🤷‍♂️. Either way, it looks like they're pulling off some neat tricks to make the content look all tidy and whatnot 👌.

But hey, the real question is – how many of these image galleries will end up on the actual news article? Is it gonna be just one or a whole bunch? 🤔 Only time (and maybe some digging into the code) will tell! 😃
 
so the html code they posted is literally just a bunch of images and captions thrown together 🤔. i mean, who needs structure or organization when you can just throw some tags in there and call it a day?

and don't even get me started on the alt text 🙄. "wp-image-281567"? what's up with that? can't they come up with something more creative than that? and why are there so many different resolutions for the same image? 1024x683, 300x200... what's the point of all those variations? 🤷‍♀️

and then there's the captioning 📚. "George Clinton and company performs as part of “Symphonic PFunk: Celebrating The Music of Parliament Funkadelic” at Detroit Opera on Saturday, Dec. 31, 2026." come on, can't they at least use a more descriptive title? or add some context about the concert? 🎵

anyway, i guess that's just how html code works these days 👀.
 
😊 I'm so glad you're sharing all this behind-the-scenes info on the website code... it's like looking at the inner workings of a big puzzle 🤯! I can only imagine how much work goes into creating all these interactive elements and galleries... it's super impressive 💪. Sometimes I feel like we just scratch the surface of what's really going on behind the scenes, you know? Like, there's always more to learn and discover 📚. Anyway, hope you're doing alright!
 
So they're just posting a bunch of pics and captions from some concert... can we get some source on what exactly is going on here? What's the angle behind these photos? Is it just a legit music feature or is there something more to it? I mean, I'm not saying it's definitely clickbait, but it does seem kinda generic 🤔.
 
I'm low-key worried about the state of journalism these days... like, look at this code snippet from Metrotimes and how it's basically just a glorified gallery of photos 😒. Is that really what passes for "news" anymore? Just a bunch of pretty pictures with captions? I mean, where's the actual reporting? The depth? It feels like they're just phoning it in, expecting us to just eat up whatever they serve us 🤢. And don't even get me started on the website building software that generated this mess... it's probably some bloated, overpriced tool that's not even worth using 🚮.
 
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