Digested week: Sometimes it feels the clocks do nothing else but go back | Lucy Mangan

[Obedient Orangutan]

Clocks gotta change or I forget what day it is

All these women having to use extra exclamation marks in emails? Not exactly a step forward for equality, if you ask me...

Oysters are the new social media stars... because who doesn't love eating shellfish on camera? And what's with all the influencers going after Indigenous tribes? It's like they're trying to make us all look bad

 

[Heavy Metal Hobo Drea]

I'm so over this whole time thing... it's like, can't we just stick to a normal schedule for once? And don't even get me started on oysters - who thought it was a good idea to eat something that looks like a slimy, salt-water garbage disposal?

And then there are the influencers trying to "connect" with Indigenous tribes... lol, what's next, selling out your grandma's cultural heritage for a quick buck? It's all just a big ol' circus, and we're all just spectators watching the chaos unfold.