We're all friends really? Trump's not so useful idiot Mike Johnson drops in on MPs | John Crace

US President Donald Trump has once again demonstrated his tendency to behave like an "idiot" and lash out at world leaders, this time British Prime Minister Keir Starmer. In a bizarre speech to the US Congress, House Speaker Mike Johnson appeared to be trying to distance himself from Trump's antics, but it was clear that he had been left feeling irrelevant by the president.

Johnson, who had previously been one of Trump's most ardent supporters, seemed to have finally realized that his loyalty was no longer being reciprocated. In a speech billed as a routine address to mark American independence day, Johnson instead used the opportunity to praise Starmer and try to present a united front with the UK.

However, his efforts were undermined by the very fact that he was trying to distance himself from Trump's latest outburst. The US president had earlier attacked Starmer for not awarding him the Nobel Peace Prize, claiming that the Norwegian prime minister was "stupid" to decline an offer he didn't think was worthy of it.

Johnson's speech was marked by a tone-deaf attempt to sound conciliatory and statesmanlike, but with a worrying lack of substance. He spoke vaguely about the need for calm diplomacy and praised Starmer for his press conference, but made little effort to address any actual policy issues or tackle Trump's latest controversies.

It was clear that Johnson had been reduced to playing second fiddle by Trump, who seemed to be increasingly turning on him as a loyalist. The fact that Johnson claimed to have talked to the president about calming tensions, only to later reveal that he didn't actually know what Trump had said in response, was a worrying sign of his diminished influence.

The mood in the room was one of forced jollity and euphemistic language, with everyone seemingly trying not to mention the elephant in the room - namely, the fact that Trump's behavior is becoming increasingly erratic and divisive. Johnson's speech sounded like it had been written by an AI program designed to generate feel-good platitudes, but lacked any real depth or nuance.

As the US presidential election draws closer, it remains to be seen whether Johnson will manage to regain his former status as a trusted advisor to Trump. For now, he seems stuck in second gear, watching helplessly as his boss continues to drive the country towards chaos and division.
 
omg i cant even rn πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ like what is wrong with trump?? he's literally attacking keir starmer again?! idk how mike johnson can just sit there and not say anything about it πŸ™„ he tried to give this whole speech about calm diplomacy and unity but it was so forced and fake πŸ’β€β™€οΈ i mean who does that? it feels like he's just trying to distance himself from trump's drama without actually doing anything about it πŸ€” and honestly its kinda sad to see johnson getting reduced to second fiddle to trump πŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ what's going on with these ppl?? πŸ˜’
 
Trump is literally going off the deep end rn πŸ˜‚πŸ€― He thinks he's still got the UK in the palm of his hand but really he's just embarrassing himself. Johnson trying to distance himself from Trump's antics but it's like, too little too late πŸ™„. And can we talk about how weird it is that Johnson even bothered trying to praise Starmer in the first place? Like, doesn't he know that Trump's gonna tweet something mean about him 5 mins later? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜’ Anyway, this whole situation just says one thing: Trump's losing control and nobody knows what's going on 🀯.
 
I'm so done with this whole situation 🀯. I mean, can't Trump just keep his mouth shut for one second? It's like he's trying to prove a point that he's still got some issues to work through. And poor Johnson is stuck in the middle, trying to navigate all these diplomatic faux pas without getting burned πŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ. His speech sounded like a rehearsed script, you know? No real substance or depth, just empty words and forced smiles 😐. It's really sad when politicians can't even have a decent conversation without it devolving into Trump-style tantrums πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ. And what's with the Nobel Peace Prize thing? Come on, guys, can we please focus on actual policy issues for once? ⏰
 
Trump's antics are getting out of hand 🀯...I mean, I've seen him lash out at world leaders before, but this latest one takes the cake. The fact that Johnson is trying to distance himself from Trump's behavior is pretty clear - he's just not as invested in the president's crazy train anymore πŸš‚.

And can we talk about how ridiculous it is for Trump to think he's qualified to decide who should win the Nobel Peace Prize? I mean, come on, dude...he's got a reputation for causing more division than peace πŸ’”. And Starmer for not awarding him the prize? Please, that was just a weak excuse for Trump's ego πŸ€ͺ.

It's sad to see Johnson stuck in second gear, watching as Trump drives the country towards chaos and division. I just hope he finds a way to break free from the madness before it's too late πŸ˜•. Anyway, just another day of Trump being...Trump, I guess πŸ˜‚
 
ugh, what's going on with trump rn? 🀯 it's like he's trying to win an award for most annoying person ever! πŸ† starmer is just standing there, calm and collected, while trump is over here throwing a tantrum like a 5-year-old 😩 and mike johnson is just trying to stay out of the way. it's like he's been demoted to "nice guy" speaker or something πŸ‘‹ i mean, can't they all just get along? 🀝 but noooo, trump has to go and make a scene again. πŸŽ‰ it's like he's intentionally trying to drive everyone crazy! 😩
 
πŸ€” this whole thing is a perfect example of how you can't control others, but you can control how you react to them πŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ. Johnson's situation is like a classic case of being stuck in a toxic relationship πŸ’” - he thought he could change the other person, but ultimately, it's up to him to walk away or stay in a state of limbo πŸ”„.

You see, we can't force someone else to be more civil or diplomatic, that's not our job πŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ. What we can do is focus on how we respond to the situation and choose our own path πŸ‘£. Johnson could've chosen to speak up about his concerns instead of trying to distance himself from Trump's antics 😬.

The thing is, sometimes you gotta let go of something that's not serving you 🚫. Maybe it's time for Johnson to re-evaluate his role in the White House and find a new way forward that aligns with his values πŸ’ͺ. The real question is, will he take the leap of faith and break free from Trump's toxic influence? 🀞
 
I'm telling you, this is just like when George W Bush was in office and would get all worked up about stuff... it's like he can't even control himself anymore 🀯. And poor Mike Johnson, he's just trying to distance himself from Trump's antics, but it's hard to take seriously when the guy's president is being so erratic. It's like a bad sitcom where everyone knows the punchline is gonna be 'Trump says something stupid again' πŸ˜‚. Anyway, I'm a bit worried about what's gonna happen in this election... it's anyone's guess, right? πŸ€”
 
πŸ€” I mean, seriously though, can't Trump just chill for one sec? πŸ™„ He's like a bad boy on repeat, and it's getting old. The guy's gotta learn that being a leader doesn't mean yelling all the time... or making a fool of yourself in front of the whole world πŸ˜‚. And poor Johnson, he's just trying to do his job, but Trump keeps throwing him under the bus. It's like, can't they have a real conversation without one person being a total drama queen? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ Anyway, I'm not sure what's more concerning - the fact that Trump's behavior is getting more erratic by the day or how Joe Biden (if he wins) is gonna deal with all this... 🀯
 
.. 🀯 I remember when our presidents used to behave like adults, you know? Back in my day... we took our leaders seriously and didn't just make a fool of ourselves on the world stage. This Trump guy is just getting worse by the day 😩. I mean, attacking Keir Starmer like that? What's wrong with this dude?! πŸ€” And Johnson trying to distance himself from him? Poor guy's lost his influence, if you ask me πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ. The US government should be worried about their own internal politics right now instead of all this drama with international leaders 😬. It's like they're playing some kind of bad game of musical chairs, but someone's always getting left standing in the dust πŸ’₯.
 
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