I gotta say, $100M from Ross Stevens? That's like, a whole lotta dough


! I mean, I remember when athletes used to get some medals and cash prizes, but that was about it


. Now they're actually getting life-changing pensions? That's crazy talk!
I'm reminded of the good ol' days when Michael Jordan got that endorsement deal with Nike

. He didn't need no pension fund to know he was set for life

. But, I guess times have changed and athletes need a safety net now

.
This Stevens program is like something out of The Sandlot, where they had that awesome dugout money


. You gotta love the multiplier effect too, where it encourages them to come back for more games

๏ธ. That's some smart thinking right there

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I'm not surprised other countries are already doing this; Russia and China have been offering stipends for ages

. And Australia has that retirement grant thing going on too

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This is a game-changer, folks! More countries gotta step up and give their athletes the support they deserve

. It's like we're finally getting back to some semblance of equality in sports

.