I'm so over the whole 'reset' vibe, you know? Like, isn't self-care just an excuse to get out of adulting for a bit? Still, if I'm being real, after that holiday binge-fest, I need something to shake off the lethargy. A Cali winter retreat sounds like just what the doctor ordered – time to reconnect with nature and myself. But let's be real, some of these resorts sound super sketchy... like, an all-liquid diet? What even is that?
I'm so over the whole 'reset' vibe, you know? Like, isn't self-care just an excuse to get out of adulting for a bit? 
Still, if I'm being real, after that holiday binge-fest, I need something to shake off the lethargy. A Cali winter retreat sounds like just what the doctor ordered – time to reconnect with nature and myself. 
But let's be real, some of these resorts sound super sketchy... like, an all-liquid diet? What even is that? 