Mega Millions Jackpot Hits $965 Million—Here’s What The Winner Could Take Home

OMG 🤯 $965 million is insane but like, how much does the actual winner get after taxes? 🤑 I mean, if they take the cash option, it's like almost half the prize - $338.4 million gone 🚫💸 What's up with that tax rate though? Like, can't we just have a flat tax for lottery winners or something? 😂 And what's the deal with states not taxing it in some places? It's all so confusing 🤯
 
🚨💸 Oh man, I'm so down on this news... $965 million is a crazy amount, but when you consider what the winner's gonna get after all the deductions and taxes, it's like they're being robbed blind 🤑. Like, if someone wins, they'll be lucky to take home $280-300 million, and that's only because of some states not taxing lottery winnings. It's just so frustrating... I mean, who wouldn't want that kind of money, right? But noooo, the government has to go and suck it all up 💸😒.
 
I'm low-key obsessed with these record-breaking lotteries 🤯! The thought of someone winning a fraction of $965 million is mind-boggling. I mean, can you even imagine having that kind of cash to play with? But, let's get real – taxes and all that jazz would suck the life outta it 💸.

I'm all for the choice between taking the lump sum or opting for those annual installments. It's like choosing a dream vacation versus a steady income stream – tough decisions, you know? And don't even get me started on state taxes 🤦‍♀️. Some states are way more generous than others when it comes to lottery winnings.

I think what I find most fascinating is the math behind it all 📊. Like, have you seen those numbers? $338 million in federal taxes alone? That's wild! It just goes to show how much the system takes a chunk out of even the biggest wins. But hey, a person can dream, right? 💰
 
Ugh I cant even imagine how frustrating it would be to win that kinda cash but have like half of it taken away 🤑😩 and then you gotta deal with all these rules and taxes and stuff... some states tax lottery winnings and others dont which is just so unfair 💸🤷‍♀️ the cash option sounds like a better deal at first but then you gotta think about how much money you'll actually have to live on for 30 years 😓 and that's not even considering inflation 🤑 anyway whoever wins is gonna be SOOO lucky I guess 👍💫
 
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