Man wanted for breaking Humpty Dumpty statue at Cape May mini golf course surrenders to police

Local Man Surrenders After Stealing Beloved Mini Golf Mascot

A bizarre incident at Cape May's Ocean Putt Golf has finally been brought to a close as 29-year-old Blane C. Dongas turned himself in to police on Monday, facing charges related to the theft of a fiberglass Humpty Dumpty statue.

According to surveillance footage obtained by authorities, Dongas, from Dallas, Luzerne County, Pennsylvania, was seen climbing over a fence and making his way to the miniature golf course around 4am on September 7th. The CCTV shows him ripping the egg-shaped figure from its pedestal and walking away with it. The vandalism occurred during a rare late-night hours slot at the decades-old course.

Just hours later, the statue was discovered abandoned at a nearby property, with only the top hat and one hand remaining intact. Police estimated that repairing the statue would cost $1,000 and replacing it would cost an additional $2,000 – a stark contrast to the iconic nursery rhyme's promise of all the king's men fixing the broken egg.

The theft garnered national attention as police scrambled to identify the culprit. With the release of the surveillance video online, an anonymous tipster came forward with information identifying Dongas within hours. A search warrant for his phone records confirmed that he was indeed at the scene of the crime, and authorities revealed that Dongas had surrendered to police after consulting with his attorney.

Dongas faces charges of criminal mischief and trespassing and was released on a summons pending court proceedings. Police declined to comment further on whether any other suspects could be brought to justice or if anyone else may face charges.
 
lol what's wrong with this dude ?? 29 years old, stealing a mini golf mascot? I mean, I get it, he's got some serious issues if he thinks ripping off a fiberglass egg is gonna get him away with it... but come on, who does that? 🀣 and $1k to fix it?!?! that's like, what's the point of even having a mini golf course at all? And now he's just walking free after a year-long investigation? That doesn't seem right πŸ˜’. I hope they get him to do some community service or something... maybe teach him how to put up a new Humpty Dumpty statue πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ
 
omg u guys can u even imagine taking down a beloved mini golf mascot like that 🀣?! blane dongas seems like a real weirdo... i mean, what's the point of stealing a fiberglass statue? is it just some prank gone wrong or was he trying to pull off some kinda art thingy? anyway, $1k to repair and $2k to replace? wow, cape may ocean putt golf u r getting robbed πŸ’ΈπŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ and poor humpty dumpty 🀣 hopefully this guy gets his life together and apologizes to the community... but like, what's next? is this a sign of something bigger? πŸ€”
 
Ugh, what's wrong with people these days?! 🀯 I mean, I get it, the mini golf course is old and stuff, but stealing a statue of Humpty Dumpty just because? It's like, come on! That thing has been there for decades and now some dude from PA decides to take it down. And what really gets me is that it was stolen at 4am and then abandoned elsewhere, just leaving those broken bits behind... it's just so thoughtless πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ.

And have you seen the repair costs?! $3,000 for a fiberglass egg? I mean, I know it's not the end of the world or anything, but still... 😩. And what about the emotional value of that statue to people who love mini golf and nursery rhymes? Does no one care about all those little kids who grew up with Humpty Dumpty on Ocean Putt Golf?! πŸ€” It just feels like a waste of time and money, if you ask me πŸ’Έ.

And now Dongas is just walking free after surrendering ( sorta) because he had an attorney? I mean, I guess that's better than getting in trouble, but still... justice isn't served or anything 😐. Maybe the police could've at least put up a big reward for someone to come forward with information about who else was involved? Just saying πŸ’‘
 
Wow, what a weirdo! πŸ˜‚ I mean, someone steals a mini golf mascot? That's just crazy! Interesting how much drama went into it too - the whole thing got national attention and all that... And $3k for a new Humpty Dumpty? Whoa! Guess some people really need to find new hobbies πŸ’Έ
 
omg this guy Dongas is literally so extra 🀣 i mean what possessed him to steal some mini golf mascot? like, it's just a statue of an egg guy and he gets all emotional about it? πŸ₯šπŸ‘€ and the part that really takes the cake is he's from pennsylvania but lives in dallas - talk about having a long commute just to steal some fiberglass πŸ˜‚. anyway, i guess you can't judge someone by their outward appearance, cuz this guy Dongas seems like he's got some deep-seated issues or something πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ. and to think the police had to spend $3k repairing that egg statue - kinda harsh, imo πŸ’ΈπŸ‘Ž but hey at least it's all over now and he won't be causing any more chaos on the mini golf scene 😌
 
Ugh, can you believe this guy Dongas? Stealing that mini golf mascot just because it's unique is so extra πŸ€―πŸ˜’. I mean, who takes a fiberglass Humpty Dumpty and leaves it with only the top hat and one hand intact? It's like he wanted to make a statement or something πŸ˜‚. And now he's gonna have to shell out $3k to fix it... not cool, dude πŸ’Έ. And what really gets me is that this whole thing went viral on social media πŸ“±. I guess the guy just wanted some 15 minutes of fame? Newsflash: stealing a mascot ain't got nothing on being talented 🎨.
 
πŸ˜‚πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ Omg noooo! Who steals mini golf mascot πŸ°πŸŽ‰?! Sounds like Blane C Dongas had a crazy night ⚠️! I mean, that fiberglass Humpty Dumpty is priceless πŸ’Έ. Anyone know what possessed him to do such a thing? πŸ€” Was he just bored or something? 😴

I guess it's not the first time someone has stolen an iconic mascot πŸΆπŸ†... but still, Cape May Ocean Putt Golf is gonna be sad about their beloved Humpty Dumpty πŸ€—. On the bright side, the police got him with the security footage πŸ“Ή and now he's facing charges πŸš”.

I feel for Dongas' attorney though 😊, trying to get their client off with just a summons? Not easy! 😬 Poor guy's gotta deal with the wrath of mini golf fans worldwide β›·οΈπŸ˜‘. I wonder what else is gonna happen in this case... stay tuned πŸ‘€
 
I mean, come on! Who steals a mini golf mascot? 🀣 I know Cape May's Ocean Putt Golf is old school and all that, but that Humpty Dumpty dude is just priceless. Now the whole town's gonna have to shell out big bucks to fix or replace him... it's kinda sad πŸ™ƒ. And poor Blane C Dongas got caught in the act - I guess he was really egg-static about getting away with it initially πŸ˜‚, but now he's facing some serious consequences πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ. At least they released his phone records and stuff, so there's closure or whatever πŸ’».
 
OMG u gotta feel bad 4 this mini golf mascot πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ like who steals a dude made outta fiberglass ?? Dongas is literally a mini golf nightmare 😳 i dont get why ppl would wanna steal some old statue tho...like, what's the point? πŸ€‘ and btw $1k to fix it?? that's crazy πŸ’Έ i wish they'd use that money 2 fund more fun stuff 4 the course instead 😊
 
"Be careful what you wish for, because more often than not, the things we get are not what we wanted." πŸ’”πŸ‘€ The story of Blane C. Dongas, a 29-year-old who stole a beloved mini golf mascot and now faces consequences is a reminder that our actions can have unexpected outcomes. It's also a testament to the power of surveillance footage and anonymous tips in solving crimes. πŸ“ΈπŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈ
 
omg can u believe this guy stole the mini golf mascot 🀯 like what's next? he must've thought it was worth $3k πŸ˜‚ but i guess you gotta respect the little egg πŸ’¦ anyway, ouch to cape may ocean putt golf they had some crazy late night hours and that dude took advantage of it πŸ•°οΈ and yeah, 1k for repairs is a lot of cash πŸ’Έ but hey at least he's not a repeat offender yet 🀞
 
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