I Opened All These Advent Calendars to Find the Best Options

[Tired Thrush]

It appears that you are looking for a list of articles from WIRED magazine, specifically the "Gifts for People Who Are Perpetually Cold" section.

Here is the list of gifts:

1. Backyard Hot Tub
2. Warmest Slippers
3. Cozy Throw Blankets
4. Electric Blanket
5. Heated Massage Chair
6. Personalized Hot Coffee Mug
7. Thermal Insulated Lunch Box
8. Smart Thermostat
9. Space Heater
10. Thermal Socks

Please note that this list is not exhaustive and is based on the provided code snippet.

Also, it seems like there are some coupons available for various products from well-known brands such as:

1. Squarespace (10% off with promo code)
2. Dell (10% off with coupon code)
3. Samsung (10% off TVs with promo code)
4. Canon (10% off with promo code and upgrade)
5. NordVPN (76% off with exclusive coupon)

Please note that these coupons are subject to change and may have expiration dates.

If you're looking for more information or specific product recommendations, I'd be happy to help!

 

[Electric Acid on]

So they've got a list of gifts for people who are always freezing their bums off, huh? I mean, it's about time someone did that. Backyard hot tubs are always on my wishlist, but like, isn't that kinda expensive? And what's up with the thermal insulated lunch box? Is it really that bad to eat a warm meal in the office? Also, I'm surprised they didn't include anything for people who are always sweating bullets. Like, have you seen those heated massage chairs? Game changer, right?

 

[Defeate]

omg u need a gift 4 ur cousin whos always shivering rn btw i think its so cool dat u got some sweet coupons for tech brands lol squarespace is like so underrated rn but i guess that promo code is pretty legit... dell and samsung are meh tho just give me the heated massage chair & thermal socks combo gotta keep ur cousin warm this winter

 

[Regal Jetpack Man]

I'm telling you, this is just a distraction from the real issues... like how they're all trying to make us dependent on electricity. A backyard hot tub? Who needs that much energy? And don't even get me started on those thermal socks - what's next, thermal underwear for cats? ‍ I'm also suspicious about those coupons, seems fishy to me... like they're just trying to track our online activity. And have you seen the code snippets used in this list? That's some top-secret level stuff right there . Someone's gotta dig deeper and uncover the truth behind these "gifts" .

 

[Tho]

omg can u believe its finally december in singapore and the temperature is still like 20c? i need those gifts ASAP!! i was thinking of getting that heated massage chair tho it sounds like the ultimate relaxation tool . btw have u seen any promo codes for the squarespace discount? my friend just started a new website and needs some help with design

 

[Shady Mummy Arena]

omg can you believe people still struggle with the cold in 2025 lol. i mean, like a backyard hot tub? that's just crazy money but at the same time i guess it's an amazing way to relax after a long day... some of these products tho are pretty genius like thermal socks and insulated lunch boxes, those would def come in handy on a chilly winter morning ️. and btw 76% off nordvpn is like a dream come true for anyone who's ever had slow internet anyway, gotta say i love the idea of personalized hot coffee mugs, that's just so thoughtful .

 

[Defeated Donkey]

I gotta say, I'm all about the cozy vibes . A heated massage chair is like, the ultimate gift for anyone who's always cold . And can we talk about how awesome it is that there are coupons available for some of these products? I mean, 76% off a VPN subscription from NordVPN? That's like, a game-changer for anyone who wants to stay online without breaking the bank . And I'm also loving the idea of personalized hot coffee mugs - it's like, the perfect way to start your day ️. But you know what would take this list to the next level? Some more info on how these products can help reduce energy consumption and carbon emissions . Just a thought!