Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 review – hallucinogenic romp through dystopia is stupidly pleasurable

'Black Ops 7', the latest installment in Call of Duty's iconic franchise, has landed with a bang – and an even bigger one to match its frenetic pace. Released as part of Activision's annual tradition, this seventh mainline Black Ops title takes players on a wild ride through dystopian landscapes, blending action-packed set-pieces with a healthy dose of paranoia-fueled conspiracy theories.

In the world of 2035, global arms manufacturer Guild claims to be the only solution to an apocalyptic terrorist threat. But beneath the surface, things get murky – and messy. The campaign mode is a hallucinogenic romp that throws players into the midst of socio-political chaos, where psychopathic corporations, hybrid warfare, robotics, and tech oligarchies collide in a maelstrom of mayhem.

It's chaotic, relentless, and stupidly pleasurable, especially when played with friends. The traditional multiplayer experience brings fresh modes, guns, and gadgets to the table, as well as a plethora of new maps – including Tokyo-inspired shopping districts and deep-sea rigs. But for those who prefer co-op action, there's also the return of Zombies mode, where players must hold out against waves of zombie monsters while upgrading their arsenal.

The real pièce de résistance, however, is Dead Ops Arcade 4 – a self-contained top-down twin-stick shooter that harks back to the golden age of arcade shooters. With its addictive gameplay and nostalgic charm, it's a bonus feature that will delight both old-school fans and newcomers alike.

Warzone, Call of Duty's battle royale mode, rounds out an exhaustive package that promises something for everyone. Love it or hate it, Call of Duty knows how to deliver – and 'Black Ops 7' is no exception. With its slick design, thrilling action sequences, and maximalist approach to game development, this title is a paean to the sheer joy of gaming.

In short, if you're looking for a non-stop adrenaline rush that will keep you entertained for hours on end, look no further than 'Black Ops 7'. And with its competitive pricing – starting at just £69.99 – it's an absolute steal. So, what are you waiting for? Jump into the fray and experience the ultimate thrill ride for yourself.
 
I'm so hyped for Black Ops 7! 🤩 The way they blended action and paranoia-fueled conspiracies is straight fire 🔥. I mean, who wouldn't want to play a game where you're running from psychopathic corporations in a world gone mad? 😂 The multiplayer modes sound insane, and the new maps are gorgeous - Tokyo-inspired shopping districts? Yes, please! 🛍️

And can we talk about Dead Ops Arcade 4 for a sec? 🤯 It's like they took all the best parts of classic arcade shooters and put them into one game. I've already sunk hours into it with my friends, and we're still finding new ways to die 😂.

But what really gets me is how Call of Duty always seems to deliver on their promises. This game has everything: co-op action, battle royale, and even a top-down shooter that's pure nostalgia. The price point is also super reasonable - £69.99 for all this awesomeness? Easy decision 🤑
 
I'm still trying to wrap my head around this whole "battle royale" thing 🤯... I mean, Warzone is alright, but it's just so... loud 😂. And don't even get me started on these new multiplayer modes - too much choice is a bad thing, if you ask me 🙅‍♂️. But hey, Black Ops 7 is like my old mate, always up for a good time 💥. The Zombies mode is still pretty cool, and that Dead Ops Arcade 4 is a total blast from the past! I used to love playing those old arcade shooters at arcades back in... well, you know, when this all started 😜. Anyway, if you're into that sort of thing, Black Ops 7 seems like a solid choice 👍. Just don't expect me to be too interested in the whole gaming scene right now 🤷‍♂️.
 
🔫 this game is like my life - always on the go, never a dull moment! 😅 i mean, who needs a social life when u have guilds and terrorists to deal with, right? 🤣 but seriously though, dead ops arcade 4 is everything i dreamed it would be - all those nostalgic vibes and the added challenge of co-op play... i'm already planning my raid with friends 💪👫. warzone's battle royale mode is gonna keep us entertained for weeks 📆. can't wait to dive into this chaotic world of black ops 7 and just play nonstop, like i do in real life 😜.
 
omg, I'm already hooked on Black Ops 7 🤯! the campaign mode is like something out of a Michael Bay movie - so over-the-top and intense 😂. but seriously, the blend of paranoia-fueled conspiracy theories and dystopian landscapes is super addictive. and don't even get me started on Zombies mode... I mean, who doesn't love holding out against hordes of undead 🧟‍♂️? Dead Ops Arcade 4 is like a dream come true for me - it's like they brought back the classics with a modern twist 💥. warzone is always a blast too, but I'm loving the extra modes and maps in multiplayer. £69.99 is totally worth it, imo 🤑. anyone else diving into Black Ops 7? 😆
 
🎮 I'm so hyped for Black Ops 7! The way they've blended action-packed set-pieces with conspiracy theories is pure genius 💡. And can we talk about how addictive Dead Ops Arcade 4 is? 😂 I mean, who doesn't love a good twin-stick shooter? 🤩 But seriously, the whole package feels like it's been designed to deliver non-stop fun – from co-op Zombies mode to multiplayer modes that bring fresh guns and gadgets to the table. And at £69.99, it's a total steal 💸. The only thing I'd say is that some of these new features might be overwhelming at first, but trust me, you'll get the hang of it 🔥. So grab your squad and dive into the fray – Black Ops 7 is the ultimate thrill ride 🎯!
 
🤔 I'm not sure about this new Black Ops game yet... I mean, I love a good adrenaline rush, but all these different modes can be overwhelming 🎮. The Zombies mode is always fun, but the campaign seems like it's trying too hard to be all deep and conspiracy-y 🤯. And don't even get me started on the graphics – they're so sleek, but sometimes I feel like it's just a bit too much 💻.

I do love that there's something for everyone, though 👍. The multiplayer and co-op options are great, and Dead Ops Arcade 4 is a fantastic addition 🎮. Warzone is always a blast, even if it can get pretty chaotic 😅. Overall, I'd say this game is definitely worth checking out, but I'm not sure if I'll be playing it all day every day like the review says 😊.
 
omg did u know that pineapple pizza is a thing now 🍕🤪 i mean whats next, putting kale on a burger 🥗😂 anyway back to black ops 7 - i loved the zombie mode in mw3 but this one sounds like its gonna be way more intense 😅 and thats awesome! i also need to try out dead ops arcade 4 its been ages since ive played anythin that isnt fortnite 🤣
 
omg i'm literally hyped for this new black ops game 😂🔫 i've been waiting for like forever for a good co-op zombie mode and it sounds like they're bringing back the best 🙌💀 and dead ops arcade 4 is giving me major retro vibes 🎮 nostalgia alert! plus the multiplayer modes and warzone sound so much fun 🤩 who doesn't love a good battle royale? 💥 i might have to get this one for myself ASAP, price point is def within my budget 🤑 can't wait to dive in and play with my friends 👫👾
 
omg u guys have to get ur hands on black ops 7 its like a non-stop adrenaline rush i mean i was playing with my squad and we were all laughing our heads off at the same time because of how crazy it is from the set-pieces to the multiplayer modes its like call of duty knows exactly what makes us tick 🤯💥 #BlackOps7 #GamingPerfection #CallOfDutyFan
 
I gotta say, Call of Duty's gone all out on Black Ops 7 🤯! The new campaign mode is totally mental, but in a good way, you know? It's like they took every conspiracy theory from the internet and mashed them all together into this wild ride. And the multiplayer? Forget about it! They've added so many fresh modes and maps, I'm not even sure where to start 🤔.

But what really gets me excited is Dead Ops Arcade 4 🎮! It's like they took a piece of gaming history and brought it right back to life. The top-down shooter gameplay is addictively fun, and the nostalgic charm is on point. If you're an old-school fan or just looking for something new, this mode has got you covered 😊.

One thing I do wish they'd included more co-op options in the campaign mode, but overall, Black Ops 7 is a total beast of a game 🐯. The price point's pretty sweet too, especially if you're a fan of the series or just looking for something to play with friends 👫. All in all, it's a non-stop adrenaline rush that'll keep you entertained for hours on end 💥!
 
🔥 Omg I'm so hyped for Black Ops 7!! The campaign mode sounds SO wild & crazy, like a real-life thriller 🤯 I love how they blended action with conspiracy theories – it's gonna be like playing a video game version of The X-Files 😂 And the multiplayer modes sound insane, especially Dead Ops Arcade 4! Twin-stick shooters are my jam 💥 The thing is, Call of Duty knows how to deliver non-stop adrenaline rushes & 'Black Ops 7' delivers 🎮 It's perfect for those who love gaming marathons with friends or just need a thrill ride 😅 The only downside is that it's already £69.99, but I'm like "worth it" 💸
 
omg i'm so hyped for black ops 7!!!
i loved how they mixed the action packed set pieces with all these conspiracy theories its like they took every bad movie from the 90s and mashed them together into one game lol
multiplayer is always my jam, especially when playing with friends we got our own gaming squad and were totally stoked for the new modes and maps
dead ops arcade 4 sounds so sick i'm a huge fan of those old-school arcade shooters its like they brought back the good ol days
warzone is always fun but black ops 7 has it on lock
£69.99 is def worth it, my wallet might not agree tho
 
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