OMG, can you believe that?!

I was literally freaking out when I saw those fake injury reports about Haaland... like, what even is the point of those?!

And now it turns out Pep just called BS on all the drama?

That's so refreshing to hear!
You know, as a huge City fan, it's been tough watching all that speculation and hype around Haaland. I was worried sick he'd get hurt and we'd lose him for the season... but thankfully, he's good to go!

My heart can finally breathe a sigh of relief now... Pep just handled it so smoothly, too - no drama, just straight-up facts

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I'm loving this team dynamic, though - all that pressure and expectation, and they still come out on top. It shows how strong we are as a squad!

Haaland's goal-scoring form is insane, by the way... I mean, have you seen his shots lately?

He's a total game-changer!
Ugh, can't stand when fake news tries to ruin the party... but Pep's got our backs, and Haaland's health is what matters most. Let's just enjoy the ride now!
